Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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