weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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