Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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