if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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