i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
50% drunk capacity currently
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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