She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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