Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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