I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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