and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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