is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Operation Purity has been aborted
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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