i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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