whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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