I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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