Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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