Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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