we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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