Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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