i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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