Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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