google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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