hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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