Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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