i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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