on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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