You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I wanna passion pit in your ass
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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