the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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