you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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