yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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