..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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