I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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