I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Couch. On fire.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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