she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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