whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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