You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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