i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
