Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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