oh god the rape fog is back!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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