just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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