4 words: hood of his car
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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