i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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