Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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