No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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