Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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