..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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