your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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