He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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