sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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