question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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