Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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