Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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