you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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