Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
third nipple confirmed
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I supernannyed him into submission
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
