we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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