They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
my liver is dry heaving
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think people are normalizing furries
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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