Need sex. Gaining weight.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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