i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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