The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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